have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize