we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
