Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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