he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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