so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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