Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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