do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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