He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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