What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Randomize