My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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