we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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