hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the day after is always just damage control
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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