why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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