they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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