Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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