Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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