just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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