We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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