kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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