And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she told me i tasted like america
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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