Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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