all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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