Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
