When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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