I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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