so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I will be naked everywhere
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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