But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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