that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the day after is always just damage control
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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