dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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