We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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