exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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