I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You don't make any sense
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