Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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