if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
...so i touched it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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