so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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