she was so not down for the gang bang
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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