the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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