I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My penis needs a shock collar
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
