Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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