I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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