ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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