We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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