it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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