Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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