You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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