I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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