Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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