You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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