Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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