She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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