he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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