youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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