I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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