I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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